Thursday, July 5, 2007

"You may mosh with the bride..."


Metal Nuptials

So, we were asked to play a wedding. You heard right... This Saturday will be Metal Church, and all kidding aside we are looking forward to celebrating a life long commitment between some very good friends of the band. Early congrats to Melanie and Jaime!

Joel Storm Watch...

We are very happy to announce that Joel has accepted the position of lead singer for 3 Bear BombScare. Which would probably lead one to believe we will change the name to 4 Bear BombScare? Ah, the mystery of it all....

Names that will probably never happen but are fun to contemplate:

1. Drunken Suburban Pirates
2. Feets of Festivus
3. Beachfreak
4. Drawing Straws
5. Brutal Banquet (my fave)
6. Not With My Camel
7. WTF
8. Uncle Bob's Collection
9. Enemy of the State
10. She's Finally Legal

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like Drunken Suburban Pirates. Here are my suggestions:

1. Dudeman
2. Wicked Kitten(s)
3. Baby Stink
4. 4 Steers with Beers

Anonymous said...

Actually brutal banquet is best.

Anonymous said...

How about Das Bootlegs?

Anonymous said...

...or Blogstalker?

They exist you know!

Anonymous said...

or how 'bout Insult 2 Injury?