Ok really quick, tonight will be the first time I have played Kickball since middle school. Except there will be alcohol, loose women, vulgar language, dogs and cats living together...a true Caligula loving sport. I can't wait to throw that rubber ball at some dumb blonde and leave a big red mark on her ass. Oh yes, she will remember me. Probably will pull down her little bike shorts, look at herself in the bathroom mirror and say, "I hate that fucking guy...Hmmmm, I wonder if he's single..."
Ok, no alcohol, thanks for reminding me...bastard!
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